Editor’s Note: This is a guest post by Raymie’s little sister, Evie.
This is Puppy and Kitty. Puppy is a dog, and Kitty is a cat. They sleep in my bed with me every night. They like to lick things. Why do they like to lick things? I don’t know. Maybe because they taste yummy. Puppy says “Woof.” Kitty says, “Meow, meow.” They really sleep with me and walk with me all day. They really love me so much. They really like to walk. They like so much to walk. They really love to sniff things. They really like everything. They sniff and walk. They really sniff everything. They like to watch TV with me. They like to eat everything, like dog food and kitty food. And they love me so much that they like to lick me. And they love everything so much!
Now I’m going to tell you about a funny story. I’m going to type it myself.
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Editor’s Note: Evie typed that story using a Dvorak keyboard. Impressive, isn’t it?