Here are a few of my favorite animal jokes.
Q: Why is it hard to have a conversation with a goat?
A: Because it’s always butting in.
Q: Where do horses shop?
A: Old Neigh-vy.
Q: What is a sleeping male cow?
A: A bulldozer.
Q: What kind of dance classes do sheep take?
A: Baaaaaa-llet
Q: What kind of pizza do chicks like?
A: Peep-eroni
Q: What kind of bird says “Caw” that is not a crow?
A: A macaw.
Q: Why did the cat pick a pumpkin?
A: Because it was purrrr-fect.
I hope you liked my jokes. If you have any funny animal jokes, put them in the comments!
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Q: Why did the cow cross the road?
A: To go to the moo-vies.
Brown chicken, brown cow!
Ask your dad to explain it to you.
Mine isn’t an animal joke, but it’s a food joke!
Q: What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
A: Nothing, but it gave out a little wine!
Here’s the fish joke I told you about: When fish are in schools, they sometimes…take debate!