Animal Jokes

Here are a few of my favorite animal jokes.

Q: Why is it hard to have a conversation with a goat?
A: Because it’s always butting in.

Q: Where do horses shop?
A: Old Neigh-vy.

Q: What is a sleeping male cow?
A: A bulldozer.

Q: What kind of dance classes do sheep take?
A: Baaaaaa-llet

Q: What kind of pizza do chicks like?
A: Peep-eroni

Q: What kind of bird says “Caw” that is not a crow?
A: A macaw.

Q: Why did the cat pick a pumpkin?
A: Because it was purrrr-fect.

I hope you liked my jokes.  If you have any funny animal jokes, put them in the comments!

About Raymie

Raymie is a 11 year old boy who loves animals. He is always looking around for new animals. He wants to be a zookeeper someday.
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4 Responses to Animal Jokes

  1. Daddy says:

    Q: Why did the cow cross the road?
    A: To go to the moo-vies.

  2. Uncle Paul says:

    Brown chicken, brown cow!
    Ask your dad to explain it to you.

  3. Nadia says:

    Mine isn’t an animal joke, but it’s a food joke!

    Q: What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
    A: Nothing, but it gave out a little wine!

  4. Here’s the fish joke I told you about: When fish are in schools, they sometimes…take debate!

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